Am very drunk.

Am very productive drunk.

2 loads laundry. Clean kitchen. Clean bathroom. 3 chocolate bars. Vacuumed. Organized earrings. Clean cat box. Cry lots. Fix posters.

High five self. Way to spiral out of control into a frenzy of space control. Go go.

Should delete latert. Am too drunk but at least clean.

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If you blow bubbles on a cool, wet day this happens. If you want your bubble to be strong and last longer just add corn syrup. (Source)(Unbreakable Bubbles Recipe)


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the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be

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reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

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The Gleaming Stimulants  -  Via: .emptykingdom

Whether you’re a biologist or an owner, these vibrant, translucent, umbrella-like Medusa heads have always been a marvelous mystery. A particular species that lacks bones, brain, blood, and a heart has been on Earth way before dinosaurs. Most interestingly, some species of jellyfish are immortal.

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cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

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"As a child I was taught that to tell the truth was often painful. As an adult I have learned that not to tell the truth is more painful, and that the fear of telling the truth — whatever the truth may be — that fear is the most painful sensation of a moral life."

— June Jordan (via ethiopienne)

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Popped open a bottle of champagne for myself

Gonna spend all night celebrating the crushing weight of my existence.

stress stress stress stress



Are You Lonesome Tonight?- Elvis Presley

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