Am very drunk.

Am very productive drunk.

2 loads laundry. Clean kitchen. Clean bathroom. 3 chocolate bars. Vacuumed. Organized earrings. Clean cat box. Cry lots. Fix posters.

High five self. Way to spiral out of control into a frenzy of space control. Go go.

Should delete latert. Am too drunk but at least clean.

(Source: satan-o-matic, via properslick)

sixpenceee:

If you blow bubbles on a cool, wet day this happens. If you want your bubble to be strong and last longer just add corn syrup. (Source)(Unbreakable Bubbles Recipe)

Tomorrow!

(via kiyo)

iguanabones:

the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be

(Source: iguanamouth, via madrantings)

brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

(via cobscookbay)

asylum-art:

The Gleaming Stimulants  -  Via: .emptykingdom

Whether you’re a biologist or an owner, these vibrant, translucent, umbrella-like Medusa heads have always been a marvelous mystery. A particular species that lacks bones, brain, blood, and a heart has been on Earth way before dinosaurs. Most interestingly, some species of jellyfish are immortal.

(via twopages)

vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

(Source: majesdanes, via cream-and-stars)

"As a child I was taught that to tell the truth was often painful. As an adult I have learned that not to tell the truth is more painful, and that the fear of telling the truth — whatever the truth may be — that fear is the most painful sensation of a moral life."

— June Jordan (via ethiopienne)

(Source: observando, via madrantings)

Popped open a bottle of champagne for myself

Gonna spend all night celebrating the crushing weight of my existence.

stress stress stress stress

*vomits*

beautilation:

Are You Lonesome Tonight?- Elvis Presley

(Source: classicrockneverdies)

Dreams

Dreams

(via mofongosa)